I Saw A Pornstar and Blanked Out

The title says it all. Sure it was a male pornstar but, I guess its one of those prominent male pornstars and still still its a frikkin pornstar. Lmfao even now I'm still speechless haha. But umm I'll try my best to get up to speed with what just happened to me.

Umm, so I'm getting in the 1 train to head to my best friend's graduation. Now while I'm waiting for the people to get out of this train, the last person started looking strangely familiar. And when he looked me in the eye I finally remembered. In my head I screamed, "DUDE YOU'RE A PORNSTAR!" But alas I blanked out on the outside world.
I just went in the train silently laughing and I bet a few other guys in the train knew exactly who that was and stayed silent for their wives' sake. But what am I supposed to say to someone like that, "you're awesome and I've seen you naked, can I have your autograph" ...yeah how sus is that?

I can't even stop laughing as I write this like the 4 years I've taken this route to get to and from my old high school, this never happened, now all of a sudden it does. Hahaha this is strangely hilarious. Only in NYC man, I tell ya

Well, now I can say I've seen a pornstar in real life...can you?

With that, your life is DEFINITELY more Rated-R