Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Blame This on the A-A-A-A-A-Alcohol

Jamie Foxx (sigh, smh)......why man? Why???

For those that aren't up to speed, Jamie Foxx was recently caught stating the following comments about Miley Cyrus on his satellite radio show the Foxxhole:

He referred to Ms. Cyrus as a "little white bitch"

"Who is Miley Cyrus?" Foxx began, "The one with all the gums? She gotta get a gum transplant...Shit."

"She's gonna ruin Radiohead's career? The same Radiohead that gets paid a million dollars just to sample their songs?"

"Make a sex tape and grow up," he continued. "Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan and start seeing a lesbian and get some crack in your pipe. Catch chlamydia on a bicycle seat."


Now unless Jamie suffers from a sudden outbreak of Tourettes, there can be no justification for this at all. Foxx, come on now. Cyrus isn't even 18 and Jamie's slamming her like she's a fucking street whore. Sure its funny in its twisted way (I bet a lot of you are currently either saying OH SHIT or HELL NO) but this is unnecessary.

If you're like me, you admire Jamie Foxx either for his old show, or for his song "Blame It". I'm not even gonna lie, Blame It is actually my current ringtone. But does Jamie really need to stick his nose in Cyrus' beef by saying shit 12x worse than she could have even thought up of.

And what was even more stupid of Foxx to do was the fact that his movie comes out in 10 days: "The Soloist". Miley's movie was already released and hit #1 on the box office. Gee, I wonder who's going to actually make a better profit. This does nothing but destroy his image while "Hannah Montana" continues to make millions off of her latest movie.
Smoooooooooooth.....

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Black Man's Destruction

The black man's destruction is real simple. When we say "oh it's cause I'm black", it's getting real tired. We never take blame on ourselves and its sad. Put it in short, the black man's destruction is the black man himself.

Last time I checked...WE IN A RECESSION. And as victims of a recession what do we do? We get any and everythng we can get our damn hands on. It's a travesty.

Kanye West said it perfectly in Diamonds: "It's in a black person's soul to rock that gold." We as blacks have been oppressed for so long so I can understand why we want the high-class fashion. But lets face it, I'm giving people too much depth to be realistic. When you buy a new pair of Jordans, or a new chain, do you think:

A) I've been oppressed for so long that it's time I start treating myself right.
--or--
B) OOOOOOOOOOOOOHH I WANT THAT!!!

You spend $200 to $300 for one pair of Jordans that'll stay in style about 6 months give or take. Did you ever think how ELSE you could've spent that money? Think LOOOONG AND HARRRRRRD

Here's a thought, OPEN UP A FUCKIN COLLEGE FUND!!! Assuming that you wish to further your education, it would make perfect sense to not only save up for college but to spend money on something worthwhile. Instead of investing in Michael Jordan and his continuing business, how about you invest in your own damn future.

I'm saying this because its common sense dammit. Another thing that's common sense is if you'd reather spend money on Jordans than on bills then something is seriously wrong with you. Come on now, be serious. But then again the black man's destruction is the black man himself.

...And with that, your life just got that much more Rated-R...